⚡ Built for direct-response marketers

The marketing team you don't have to hire.

Bobby runs your funnel ops — weekly creative batches, daily email, Monday spend reviews, competitor watching — with memory per offer and proven direct-response playbooks baked in. You approve, launch, and bank.

Expertise built in · enable a playbook, deliverables land every week

Product build — Remote-Work OS offer delivered · $3.29
Research dossier (9 source-verified stats) → title tests → full product draft. Three branded PDFs in 6½ minutes.
PDF 03_Full_Draft.pdf
Sales page copy delivered · $0.89
12 funnel-builder-ready blocks — headline, objection-killing subhead, FAQ built from researched objections.
TXT RemoteWorkOS_SalesPage_Copy.txt
Funnel & AOV ladder delivered · $1.08
$34 front-end → bumps → upsells → backend, with the AOV math validated before a dollar of traffic.
XLSX Funnel_AOV_Ladder.xlsx
Real jobs from our own offer build — July 2026 · niche to funnel-ready in one afternoon for $5.26
How it works

You don't train Bobby. Bobby already knows.

Bobby ships trained on proven direct-response systems — Meta scaling structures, funnel economics, creative testing cycles, email cadences. Day one it works like a veteran media buyer; every week after, it knows your offers deeper.

STEP 01

Set up a workspace per offer

Voice, hooks, audience, house rules. Bobby keeps separate memory per offer — what's been tested, what converted, what died — and never mixes funnels up.

STEP 02

Enable proven playbooks

Bobby's skills library is the playbook shelf of a senior media buyer — Meta scaling systems, funnel AOV math, creative testing cycles, daily email cadences. One click each; add your own only if you want to.

STEP 03

Approve, launch, bank

Creative batches, email weeks, and spend reviews land on schedule. Anything outward-facing waits for your sign-off — you stay the media buyer of record.

What Bobby does

Real deliverables, not chat.

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Offer workspaces

Separate memory, playbooks, and voice per offer. Bobby remembers every test you've run and never repeats a dead angle.

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Proven-methodology skills

A library of playbooks distilled from real DR systems — Meta scaling structures, budget thermostats, funnel AOV math, creative fatigue detection.

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Creative batch engine

Fresh angles, native-style concepts, and 5×5 copy variations every week — briefed against what's already been tested, ready for your designer.

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Daily email system

A full week of list emails in your voice on a proven cadence — story, value, pitch, proof — dual CTAs for leads and buyers.

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Spend reviews & watchers

Monday reviews with scale / hold / kill calls per ad set, and competitor watchers that report what changed — not a rehash.

Approval gates

Bobby plans, writes, and analyzes; anything outward-facing waits for your sign-off. Autonomous, never unsupervised.

The math

Volume wins in direct response. Bobby is your volume.

The testing-and-shipping layer of your business, at software cost instead of headcount cost.

30+
ad copy variations briefed and written every single week
7 emails
to your list weekly, in your voice, without you opening a doc
Every Monday
a spend review with scale / hold / kill calls — before your coffee's cold

Make the easiest hire of the quarter.

Bobby joins your operation today. First playbook running in ten minutes.

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